DEMOCRATS:
New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton: Sometimes black, sometimes with cream
Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards: Doesn't drink it
Illinois Sen. Barack Obama: Black, but rarely drinks it
New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson: Cream
REPUBLICANS:
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: Splenda, Sweet'n Low or Equal, whichever is available
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee: Splenda
Arizona Sen. John McCain: Cappuccino or coffee with cream and sugar
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney: Doesn't drink it, has been known to have hot chocolate
Former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson: Cream
The full article from the Associated Press. Yes. AP wrote this bullshit.
Also, I found out that over in Europe they care about bullshit issues on the American campaign trail, like Oprah endorsing Obama, or something Huckabee said 20 years ago.
3 comments:
I saw this too and only got through reading two sentences. I couldn't believe it was real.
I like Romney a little more now.
Here's a short NPR commentary on the bullshit things we put these hopefuls through... perhaps a step down your alley.
:)
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17283015
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